you win again, gameday.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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