I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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