So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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