i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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