:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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