How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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