so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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