make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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