I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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