I think im going to throw up on grandma
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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