school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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