she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just gift wrapped bread.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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