called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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