his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She's the barista slut.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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