At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
