My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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