You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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