She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Randomize
