the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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