Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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