What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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