Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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