I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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