the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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