yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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