I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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Have you been drinking my beer?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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