no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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