We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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