this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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