whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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