There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.