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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the vacuum is drunk

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  what?

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.

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• (323): View more from California

  We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....

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