i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together