Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i must have dtf stamped on my forehead

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(707): View more from California

so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.

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(514): View more from Quebec

You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.

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(305): View more from Florida

I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together

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