weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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