I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm just crazy horny about you
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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