elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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