I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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