spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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