on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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