Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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