Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
