your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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