what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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