Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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