dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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