Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I have demons in me.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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