I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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