i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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