If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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