Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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