he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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