We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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