My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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