Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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