Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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