What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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