If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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